Anatomy of a wandering soul

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googledocsdyke:

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

How fucking old are you people?

normal amount

You see, there used to be a time (not all that long ago) when being offline was the default. And going online was the rare and wonderful thing that we (briefly) enjoyed.

It even came with happy modem noises.

They weren’t happy noises.

They were polite and reasonable noises! The sound of protocol being followed! Negotiation and compromise!

The box would scream

but they were happy screams. :)

It let you know the Sacrifice was acceptable and you could get on the Internet and be on Bionicle.com

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mousouchuu:

captocie:

witness them

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Demonstration Of Constant Velocity With A Moving Trampoline

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Feel like the tags on the original are important

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thunderon:

thunderon:

working an office job now is so funny because when i was 16 i worked a shitty minimum wage job where my manager was an ex-felon bodybuilder with knuckles tats who spent time in prison for attempted murder… so guess what, phil? your fancy title and lame white-collar intimidation tactics aren’t going to work on me, actually. i watched my old boss pull a knife on someone. you really think im going to fall to my knees when you make passive aggressive commentary? please get real

ahskajfgakl listen ive been struggling for years to take the corporate world seriously. like the posturing is SO ridiculous. people will unironically say things like “well im going to CC barbara from accounting >:(” and im like… is that supposed to be a threat? can barbara from accounting fight?

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lackyannie:

in any language, we know this pain

this is fucking funnier in spanish

This is an always reblog for me.

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frawgs:

frog and cranberries it must be fall

These are the living bodies that became the ghosts in the ghost duet.

These are the living

bodies that became the ghosts

in the ghost duet.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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theladyregret:

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deathgasmic:

“why would we make plans in front of you if you weren’t invited?” babe i was left out of everything growing up, i need 100% confirmation you want me there or i simply will not go

because assuming I’m not invited to anything ever is far less painful then assuming I am and then finding out I wasn’t.

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from wolfSecreations reading: I am autism which means I am a vampire and need to be explicitly invited to participate /End ID]

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